New Girl

Episodes

• Episode 24 | Aired May 8 Time To Make This Horse into a Unicorn Nick's freak-out over moving with Caroline makes for roommate bonding in the desert, a coyote confrontation, a fight-or-flight reaction from Winston, and a turning point for Schmidt and Cece Comments + Latest Recap
• Episode 23 | Aired May 1 Like a Slow-Motion Sneeze Jess rebounded with Paul, Nick and Caroline made an unexpected decision, Winston got an ill-advised earring (several, actually), and everything hurt Schmidt's underbits Comments +
• Episode 22 | Aired Apr 24 A Battered Highway Cone Jess was jealous of Russell's spark with his ex; Nick was jealous of Winston's happiness with Shelby; Schmidt was jealous of anyone with a working wiener Comments +
• Episode 21 | Aired Apr 17 A Really Good Example of People Who Should Not Be Making Love Cece isn't pregnant; Jess talks her boyfriend's teen daughter off the ledge of a Nick crush Comments +
• Episode 20 | Aired Apr 10 True Americans, Real Apps When they weren't making up the best drinking game ever, Jess overcame her first fight with Russell, Winston found a job, and Nick and Schmidt invented a the world's stabbiest "app" Comments +
• Episode 19 | Aired Apr 3 When We Delight Ourselves The truth comes out -- about Schmidt and Cece's sexual tryst, Nick's coed bed-hopping, and Winston's unstoppable awesomeness Read our live blog Comments +
• Episode 18 | Aired Mar 27 The Flip Queen Has Spoken Jess proved even worse at dating then previously established, Winston nearly lost Shelby... in Mexico, Nick welcomed an old friend (and his cohort of collegiate bimbos) to the apartment, and Schmidt and CeCe were revealed (sort of) Read our live blog Comments +
• Episode 17 | Aired Mar 20 Suckling on the Teat of Consumerism Nick's search for a mobile phone sparks his inner Marxist... for about five seconds Read our live blog Comments +
• Episode 16 | Aired Mar 13 Like a Common Ranch Hand Winston's quest for Nick to pay his debts ends in a slap fight; Jess's quest for Schmidt to relax ends in a drum circle and third-degree burns Read our live blog Comments +
• Episode 15 | Aired Mar 6 Nick Miller, Almost a Lawyer When a minor injury brings on a cancer scare, the roommates fear for Nick's life Read our live blog Comments +
• Episode 14 | Aired Feb 21 'L'chaim! To Humping,' or A Sexual Snowflake Schmidt and CeCe canoodled, Jess confronted a school bully, and Nick killed a cactus and his relationship in a matter of hours Read our live blog Comments +
• Episode 13 | Aired Feb 14 The Dirty Twirl Jess tried and failed to hook up, Nick and Winston struggled to seal the deal with their ladies, and CeCe finally succumbed to the lure of Schmidt's ylang ylang body gelato Read our live blog Comments +
• Episode 12 | Aired Feb 7 The Underpants Captain When Jess attempted to prove to Nick that not everyone was out to get him, she ended up proving that their landlord was out to get both of them... into the bedroom Read our live blog Comments +
• Episode 11 | Aired Jan 31 Not a Dessert Person Nick's aloof new lady friend brought out the crybaby in everyone except Winston, who was trying to get his swagger back Read our live blog Comments +
• Episode 10 | Aired Jan 17 We Built This Schmidt-y Schmidt's 29th birthday would have quite literally been a train wreck... if there had been a train involved. Alas, it's only a school bus. Also, Nick gets a new girlfriend with anger issues Read our live blog Comments +
• Episode 09 | Aired Dec 13 Janky Swap This holiday season, Winston got a job, Schmidt got Santa Lap, Nick got an earful, and Paul got... an anatomically correct stuffed heart? Read our live blog Comments +
• Episode 08 | Aired Dec 6 Like an Erotic Rope Course Schmidt brings his frat experience to a baby shower, Nick resists getting a haircut, and Jess takes seduction cues from old-time newsmen and lumberjacks. What could go wrong? Read our live blog Comments +
• Episode 07 | Aired Nov 29 Bells du Jour Winston hijacked Jess's hand bell choir, and Nick un-fixed everything Read our live blog Comments +
• Episode 06 | Aired Nov 15 Hank Sgiving Jess invited her cute teacher friend to Thanksgiving, and it was as adorable as a calamitous night climaxing in the discovery of a dead body could be Read our live blog Comments +
• Episode 05 | Aired Nov 8 The Fat Kid with the Big Dreams While staying over, Jess's friend CeCe made a mantourage of Schmidt and Winston, then ramped up Jess's crazy by spotting Jess and Nick's subconscious flirtation Read our live blog Comments +
• Episode 04 | Aired Nov 1 The Peen What Jess Saw After Jess saw Nick's bing-bong, Schmidt felt left out as the only roommate who hadn't seen Nick's nethers Comments +
• Episode 03 | Aired Oct 4 Suppress the Jess Jess accompanied the guys to a wedding, primarily to buffer Nick from his ex. Still, try as they might, the guys couldn't stifle Jess's endless quirks and love of prop gags Read our live blog Comments +
• Episode 02 | Aired Sep 27 Schmidt Happens Jess must summon the courage to bring about closure with her old boyfriend, and returning roommate Winston tricks Schmidt out of the best room in the house Read our live blog Comments +
• Episode 01 | Aired Sep 20 It's Jess! Meet Jess, a lovable dork prone to making up spontaneous theme songs for herself even after being humiliatingly dumped by her boyfriend. Meet Jess's new roommates. They have a Douchebag Jar Read our live blog Comments +