True Blood recap: Vamp Camp

While cell blocks got more crowded, an old friend paid Jason a visit and trouble found Sookie (as always)
Ep. 05 | Aired Jul 14, 2013

UP FOR PROMOTION Jason (Ryan Kwanten) is joining the LAVTF to save Jessica. Only downside: They wear a lot of clothes.

John P. Johnson

Sookie showed up at Merlotte’s. Ah, Lafayette, called it: “Well hey there, Sugar Boo Boo. Now what is you doin’ here at your place of work because I know it ain’t work.” She told him about Warlow, and that she kinda believed him when he said he loved her. She needs to find her way back to the truth, and she needs Lafayette’s help to do it. Does that mean she wants him to contact her dead parents? (Of course.)

Also to be filed under bad ideas: Terry invited an old Marine acquaintance he hadn’t talked to in years to Merlotte’s to ask him to kill him because he can’t do it himself and he deserves to die. The guy agreed to do it. Terry asked for a few days to get his affairs in order and said then, he just doesn’t want to know when it’s going to happen. At this point, I’d be fine if likable Terry died. SO TIRED OF THIS STORY ARC.

I am, however, happy to see Holly and Andy back together. She stopped him from going off to kill Bill after his daughter told him about Bill doing experiments on their blood and Jessica attacking them. Holly knew Bill would kill Andy, and the “fairy girl” would have no one. She vowed they’d get Andy through this.

Nicole woke up in the hotel room with Sam and was miserable. I’m not sure if his apology about having had too much to drink the night before was him saying he was sorry for sleeping with her or not being able to sleep with her. Either way, she now knows what it’s like to be a shifter -- hiding, running, fearing for your life. He said he’d figure a way out for them. She doesn’t have faith in him.

Jessica was led into female gen pop. She’s a No. 2,and uh-oh, Tara’s a No. 3. Jessica is still high on the fairy blood and convinced she’s evil. Because even though the hunger inside her is never going away, she could have chosen not to kill those girls. Maybe vampire-kind doesn’t deserve to be saved, she said. So, she’s going to sacrifice herself to save someone, right? That’s where we’re headed?

Pam had clearly been sharing a lot in Finn’s office because she turned down another drink from Somchai because she was feeling a bit full. She’d been talking about vampire nests and how vampires don’t feel remorse killing other vamps unless it’s their maker. It’s dangerous for her to tell them about Eric, I thought. She didn’t name him, but she insisted that while it hurt her when he released her, he no longer means anything to her because vampires have to get over loss and grief -- pain is a worthless emotion to have for centuries. Finn said he wasn’t sure he believed her: Oh crap, what if he wants to run an experiment? (Of course, he does.)

Nicole wanted to call her parents, but Sam stopped her. Her parents knowing she’s alive would just put them in danger. Jackson saw them arguing outside by the payphone. Uh oh/who cares.

NEXT: Pam and Sookie have serious daddy issues

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