The Bachelorette recap: Make Love, Not Music

Andi and the guys "perform" with Boyz II Men on an aggressively atonal group date, and JJ gets just plain aggressive with Andrew.
Ep. 03 | Aired Jun 1, 2014

BAD BOYZ: Andi and her group-date suitors gleefully slaughter "I'll Make Love to You"

For now, though, Andi's blissfully ignorant about all the testosterone-related shenanigans going on in the house, and she launches into the rose ceremony after telling the guys how "grateful" and "thankful" and "lucky" she feels to have so many stand-up dudes vying for her hand. The roses go to Marcus, Brian, Marquel, Tasos, Cody, Patrick, Chris, Eric, Dylan (Thank God! He looked like he was going to have a nervous breakdown if he had to wait any longer), and... Andrew, naturally. Adios, Bradley and Brett! And Bradley, don't think of it as you not being good enough for Andi – think of it as you not being interesting enough for TV. There's a difference.

So, rose lovers, part one of this week's "journey" is complete. Before you take a power nap and hydrate in advance of part two tonight, answer a few questions for me: Will poor Dylan ever get his one-on-one? Who's more annoying, Andrew or JJ? Why does Andi make a duck face when she's listening? And am I going deaf or did Andi actually not say "stop"/"stop it" once tonight? (Official "Y'all" Count: 6.) Don't forget to check out Chris Harrison's exclusive blog over on PopWatch. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to petition ABC to give Boyz II Men their own reality show. Those guys are awesome.

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