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LOOK AT ME, I'M SANDRA D(IAZ-TWINE) She gets $1 million, Russell gets his hat burned. Fair and square.

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· Sandra and Russell had some nice bitchy back-and-forths. Russell called the two-time winner ''maybe the worst physical player to ever play the show,'' while Sandra claimed to the toothless wonder that ''the only people that like you are right there'' while pointing to his family. She was off base on that one, however, as Russell won the $100,000 fan's choice award for the second straight season. I was actually very surprised by this. I thought fans had really tired of his act as this season wore on and that Boston Rob would be a shoo-in for it. Show's you what I know.

· Is it just me or did Tyson look like a gay Jesus Christ sitting there with his long hair, beard and pink shirt? No judgments, just observations.

· Sorry, America, but you got it wrong with the Dumbest Move Ever vote. Erik giving away individual immunity in Micronesia remains the stupidest thing any Survivor has ever done. And he no has the stupidest haircut to match.

· The Boston Rob vs Russell feud remains the best thing about this very amazing season and it was great to see it heat up again the reunion. When Russell pointed out that Boston Rob was in no position to give him advice on how to win the game since he had never won himself, Rob replied that, ''Given the opportunity, I'll gladly go back and kick your ass all over the island.'' He then refused to shake Russell's hand. Does he really hate Russell or was he just making good theater? Most likely a little from column A and a little from column B.

· Holy crap, Coach just dry-humped Colby on live television.

· It was nice to see Jerri redeem herself and reclaim her image this season, but I do have to admit to missing the days when she was literally booed off the stage at reunion shows.

· I would like to be nice and diplomatic, but I don't think there is any way of getting around saying what is about to come next, and that is this: The Survivor ultimate winner composite photo was the stupidest thing I have seen in my entire life. It reminded me of one of those dorky Big Brother challenges where contestants have to figure out which of them has been put into a composite with an alien and a Chihuahua or something equally idiotic. And the point of that was what exactly?

And the next Survivor location is...Nicaragua! I'll be heading there to bring you guys all the behind-the-scenes scoop on everything that goes down. I am your personal Survivor servant! Thanks again for joining me for another season of excessively longwinded recaps. Hope you enjoy reading as much as I do writing. BUT WAIT! Don't go yet! We have an exclusive deleted scene below of Courtney discussing her thinking heading into the final Tribal Council, as well as clips of the final five before the game started, talking all about how they planned to win. Jeff Probst is going to try to blog his thoughts on the finale and reunion, but that won't be until Tuesday morning so check back then for that. But now it's your turn. Did the right person win? Was Parvati (or Russell) robbed? And did you find the Fallen Comrades montage to be somewhat bearable this time as well? Hit the comments section and let us know. And for continuingSurvivor news and views, follow me on Twitter @EWDaltonRoss. See ya in the fall for Survivor: Nicaragua!

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