'Survivor' recap: Has-Beans

No matter, it's immunity challenge time! The contest basically amounted to Tyson and J.T. facing off with slingshots. Oh, this is gonna be a total rout, I figured. Country boy J.T. is going to go all Huckleberry Finn on Tyson's ass. Okay, on reflection I realize that sounded vaguely creepy in a Deliverance type of way, but what I was trying to say is that J.T. seemed born and bred for a slingshot challenge. However, it was Tyson who led Timbira to yet another win. The only two questions left were whether it would be Sydney or Taj to be sent packing, and whether Joe would fall for Taj's fake immunity idol necklace. The answer to the second query was a resounding yes. Joe literally sprinted to the tree mail statue to score his fake idol as if he hoped he'd also find Sydney nude sunbathing there. But could Stephen and J.T. get him on board to vote out his wannabe girlfriend? I astutely deduced that the answer would be no using the small clue of Joe saying, ''I can't get on board with it.'' While Team Bromance decided whether or not to vote Taj out and keep her idol, I couldn't help but wonder why no one was bothering to target J.T. With the game about to become an individual competition, wouldn't you want to get rid of a big physical threat while you can? Just a thought.

But no, it was Sydney who was kicked out of the game. Sydney was attractive and...uh...I'm trying to think of something else to say about her. Um...she liked to wear men's underwear? That's about all I got. She didn't make a bad impression, mind you. She just didn't make much of any impression is all. But maybe Jeff Probst feels differently. Why not go read his weekly EW.com blog and find out! And be sure to watch our exclusive deleted scene from last night's episode right below. (It's immediately followed by my humiliating Must List Live! attempt at rhythm, so keep watching if you want a good laugh at my expense.) And a new episode of Survivor Talk with hot-to-trot Sydney will be up on Monday, so be sure to check back for that. Okay, time to get postin', people. Did Sydney do anything memorable at all besides slip on men's underwear? Should Stephen and J.T. have ousted Taj and stolen her idol? And did you bother with last week's clip show? The message boards are open for business. It's your show now. See ya next week!

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