The Real Housewives of New Jersey recap: 'Oh, Christmas Tre'

The wives celebrate the holidays with families, Jersey-style, as the Giudice's spend what they hope is not their last Christmas together as a family.
Ep. 02 | Aired Jul 20, 2014

TO THE HATERS AND THE ONES THAT LOVE US Teresa and Joe toast to the good and bad things in their lives and contemplate a life without each other.

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Now, you really can't blame Amber for being a little paranoid after surviving breast cancer as a young mother and going all out now, which means perfect Christmases, birthdays, and obviously St. Patrick's Days. (You know how important St. Patrick's Day is for Italian families.) But the holidays also provide the perfect time for—wait for it—fire drills! If you've ever wondered how to do a family holiday fire drill, try the Amber method: Taunt your children by telling them they accidentally killed the dog by shutting the door and let mommy and daddy slowly burn to death because they didn't shout long enough. Merry Christmas!

Though Caroline and Jacqueline are off the show, Dina was still able to get a couple Manzos on screen while discussing Lexie's future college plans. She hasn't gotten in to her first choice (NYU) yet, but Dina is already having some anxiety about Lexie leaving because she knows their relationship isn't a normal one. "Why don't we throw a rock into the water to make us briefly feel better" Dina probably said to Lexie at some point. This must be part of that Zen thing that Dina is trying to bring back.

Nicole and Dina's friendship starts to develop more over their common divorce tales and interest in the recent success of kale. Sorry Nicole, but those Orange County and Beverly Hills housewives have been talking about kale for years. Stick with wine and dessert—that seems to be the Jersey girls' expertise.

The Gorgas make a visit to the site of their future LA-chic-style home (don't worry, Melissa doesn't know what that means either). Teresa and Dina are (conveniently) in the neighborhood and stop by to visit. Though the relationship is fine at this point, Dina is really the linchpin in the Teresa-Melissa bomb. She tries to keep an open mind with Melissa, but a Dina-Melissa friendship could actually throw a wrench into the mix and end up causing tension between the sister-in-laws. Namaste? More like déjà vu, bitches!

Like his brother-in-law was able to do last week, Joe Gorga opens up to Teresa and a real side of vulnerability is shown in the tough guy: "Anything you need I'm there for you." After fighting for years, it's nice to see the siblings in a moment like this together; raw, emotional, and honest. Joe doesn't like going to traffic court, let alone jail, and can't imagine what his sister is going through or even know the right questions to asks. And Teresa doesn't know the answers to all of the questions anyway. When the entire Gorga/Guidice/Walkile clan get together for a holiday dinner (sans children), more talk of the legal trouble (which can't really be talked about) occurs, including a brief moment between the two Joes checking in with each other. After punching out their problems last season, just a few quick words between them is still a much better way to communicate.

As Christmas day ends, Teresa and Joe put their four girls to sleep together in the same bed with their new pet (who is not named Fluffy). Surprisingly, the scene doesn't involve bickering or tantrums, but a sweet goodnight message from a father to his children about the importance of family and always being there for one another, no matter what. When the couple retreat to the fireplace to exchange cards, Joe further contemplates his life if he were to have to go "on vacation" away from his family. For the second week running, the episode again ends on a gloomy tone. "This is not going to be our last Christmas together," Teresa firmly tells Joe while holding back tears. This is not going to be the last conversation about it either.

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