The Real Housewives of Atlanta
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LAUGH IT UP: NeNe is laughing which means Kim must have just gotten slammed by a viewer question.
'The Real Housewives of Atlanta' recap: A Hit Dog will Holler
Reunion Part 1! NeNe and Kim let their faces do the talking. (Their faces hate each other.)
| Published Feb 14, 2011Like Andy Cohen, who had the misfortune of being the packed meat in a Kim/NeNe sandwich, I have no idea what that means. I'm thinking NeNe's mysterious tweet about her supposed transvestite co-"star" was a slam against Kim and her wig? Or maybe Sheree and her guns? Phaedra's glossy lips? Kandi's rooster? I can live without knowing, as can you.
The Atlanta ladies reassembled at the Georgia Aquarium, which gave Andy an opportunity to make a shark tank joke. Kim slit her eyes at him, NeNe popped hers out. Whose side would Andy take they both seemed to be asking with their rubbery, rolly-eyed mugs? Whenever he poked gentle Andy fun ("Why do you cake it?" "You don't have to be a creeper or a cheater to have a crush on someone?") the other laughed uproariously while the other glared. These two women hate each other so much.
We learned some things last night, some more horrifying than others. On the subject of Kim's Season 3 boob job, she revealed that she switched out from saline to silicone and moved her nipples up a bit. How's that for sexy talk on this Valentine's Day? NeNe and Gregg are still in the process of divorcing but she will soon be releasing him from his basement dungeon. Sweetie has been working for Kim for 11 years, despite Big Poppa calling her a "black bitch," which really amounts to the world's saddest resume. Andy does a good NeNe impression. And Phaedra brought adorable pictures to prove that is in fact an equestrienne. So take that, NeNe.
Marsha from Brooklyn wins for the Best Viewer Question of the night. She wrote in wondering why in the hell Kim needed an assistant as "You don't have a job and you never seem to do anything but drink, eat and shop." Um duh, Marsha. Those cartons of Kool cigarettes aren't going to buy themselves. Kim is a busy woman, a sister doing it for herself, and we just don't see her working on her music career (that's true), or running her wig line, or writing her book. Scratch! "What is the book?" interrupted Andy. Kim squirmed a little, mumbling under her breath: "Um, about like, kind of how to land your own Big Poppa in a roundabout way." I'm curious as to how she'll sign Kroy's copy.
NEXT: Phaedra talks really slow, tries to explain American history to Kim.
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