'Glee' season premiere recap: Join the Club!

THE PERFORMANCES

The Go-Gos 'We Got the Beat': Fun, the whole thing was fun. The fact that the rest of the student body looked on in part horror/part apathy somehow took nothing away from the performance for me.  A-

'Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead': This was a little too slight for me. B-

Tom Jones' 'It's not Unusual':  Darren Criss totally owned this one. Oh yes, this will be on my playlist today.  Also, I can't. Stop. Doing. The Carlton dance. A

Anything Goes' 'Anything Goes': This outstanding rendition of the Broadway classic felt like it belonged on a big stage or in a big-screen musical. It was so big in scope and talent. I just loved it. A 

Hairspray's 'You Can't Stop the Beat': Another song that made me just want to keep moving. At least it did whenever I wasn't obsessing over the crazy ugly faces everyone seemed to making during that performance. B+

QUOTABLES:

Brittany: "Wait, are you working on a time machine too?"

Kurt on one of the comments on the YouTube video of Rachel and Finn's big kiss on stage: "Why's that T-Rex eating' the Jew?"

Kurt: "If there are purple pianos involved in this, I'm on board."

Sue: "I must say, I'm enjoying this new stink of  man marbles wafting off of you."

Brittany: "Well, yeah, I was gonna do it but I'm a water sign, so, you know."

Santana: "I've got a bar of soap and bottle of peroxide in my locker with your name on it."

Artie: "Her ears should get to park in my handicapped spot."

Beastie: "Maybe I should rough her up. Go all Deliverance on her, huh?"

Brittany to Quinn: "We used to be like the three Muskateers. Now Santana and I are like Almond Joys, and you're like a Jolly Rancher that fell in the ashtray."

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