'Glee' recap: Perfect Together

Sue Sylvester goes soft
This week we were given a strange but tantalizing peek at Sue's sweet side, which is the opposite of the side that made her salt her backyard to ruin the Earth for 100 years. After taping another amusing installment of Sue's Corner (''I, for one, think intimacy has no place in a marriage. Walked in on my parents once, and it was like seeing two walruses wrestling''), she fell for Rod, the anchor who smelled of scotch and small-market-TV-personality cheese. Funny, I always pictured her with a five-star general. Then again, they did engage in a hot game of Battleship. (''You sunk my battleship, Rod,'' she purred, ''and you sunk it hard.'') Smitten, she signed up for the Second Annual Allen County Sickle Cell Anemia Dance-a-Thon with Rod, and even got Will to give her dance lessons (how weird was it to see those two happily hoofing away?). The détente with Will, of course, was 2 Good 2 B Real, and she called out his ''sham of a marriage'' and taunted him by telling him about Coach Ken's ultimatum.

But karma's a Sue Sylvester, and her comeuppance came when she dropped by the TV station to surprise Rod in her zoot suit — only to find him sucking face with co-anchor Andrea. ''I can't be caged in, Sue,'' he explained smoothly. ''That's why I got my tiger tattoo. Heck, even my wife understood that.'' (Wow. We need a moment to savor that line.) Loved the tiny joke in their exchange about her zoot suit. Ron: ''But, uh, only the men wear those.'' Sue: ''Further embarrassed.'') After she split, heart in two, she returned to school to take out more anger on Will, unspooling an elaborate scenario that started with her getting him a kitty-kat from the animal shelter and ended with her punching him in the face on a dark, cold night. Still thirsty for blood, she called Quinn a disgrace for getting pregnant and kicked her off the Cheerios. Yep, the bitch is back — and for the sake of our story, that's a good thing. But maybe sappy Sue can briefly come out and play on a rainy Sunday, or at least on Simchas Torah.

Okay, it's time for you to take the mic. What did you think of last night's episode? What was your favorite line? Did you miss Terri at all? And what mash-ups would you love to hear in the halls of McKinley High?

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