'Desperate Housewives' recap: Vegeterian Delight

Before I sign off this TV Watch, I thought I'd share a few of my favorite sound bites from the night. When I used to regularly recap Ugly Betty, I provided my favorite lines at the end of each write-up, and readers seemed to like it. Granted, I touched on some choice quips above, but these ones are fun, too. If you don't see the one you loved from last night's episode, just leave it as a comment below. Here goes:

• "Gaby, Juanita is fat for your age!" — Susan, after Gaby asks her if she's implying that her daughter Juanita is fat for her age

• "Just so we're clear, what I'm about to throw up is a Western omelet." — Katherine, at Bree's dinner party, after Benjamin threw up the two hot dogs he ate that afternoon

• "Yeah, because there's nothing scarier than a guy coming at you with jazz hands." — Mike, teasing Jackson for his dance-inspired fighting techniques

• "That is sexist! If feminism means anything, it's that it's okay for a big mean girl to get her butt kicked." — Susan, after Mike tells her he won't teach son M.J. how to fight so he can beat up on a girl

• "You get winded just climbing out of the tub. You're never gonna climb a mountain." — Lynette, while trying to get Tom to throw away his never-used mountain-climbing gear

• "I'm married to a 45-year-old man who drives a red convertible. Yeah, I think I know." — Lynette, after the ever-creepy Dave asks if she's familiar with the midlife crisis

Now I want to know what you think, TV Watchers, and there's a lot to discuss: What was your favorite sound bite of last night? Are Bree and Orson headed for disaster? Why wasn't Andrew around for Danielle's return to the lane? Do you think Edie is being too nice? And, lastly, don't you think more bullying is coming M.J.'s way simply because his real name is Maynard Jr.? Discuss!

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