Dancing With the Stars season finale recap: Great Mirrorballs of Fire!

Aly, Kellie, Jacoby, and Zendaya vie for the most coveted knob of glitter in all the land. The winners are...
Ep. 19 | Aired May 21, 2013

FEEL THIS MOMENT That means you, Mark and Jacoby!

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Annie's Top 7 ("Seh-vehhhhn!") Moments of the Season 16 Finale

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7. Hidden Gem: Sparkle explosion from that blasted Twitter box during Cheryl and Tony's commercial break ease-in

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6. Len Goodman reaching valiantly for the COVETED MIRRORBALL TROPHY during his surprise foxtrot section with the always-randy Lisa Vanderpump

Oh, and let's call this 5.5 or Five and a Hoff:

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Len's awkward 0-1 (or 6-1?) self-scoring after the dance with Lisa -- reminiscent of that one time Jimmy Connors accidentally held up an 0-1 for Martina Navritilova!

5. Jacoby's I-don't-give-a-crap-anymore spot-on impression of Oprah in The Color Purple ("All my life I had to fight….") when faced with yet another "Are you surprised you made it this far?" inquiry from Brooke

4. Val's assessment of his own 14-stiches eyebrow situation: "Still pretty."

3. Andy and Sharna, Victor and Lindsay, and Sean and Peta mercifully breathing life into Psy's "Gentleman" dance-along. Len barely swaying along at the top was the best.

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2. Getting goosebumps at this magical Ice Queen Reunion -- I loved the dramatic reveal of season 6 winner Kristi Yamaguchi, who was the inspiration for Dorothy Hamill to participate in the series. (Poor Tristan, who is still injured. Take "tree" months and get better, you!)

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1. "Carrie Ann gave us a 5. That BITCH!" --Andy Dick

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In the meantime, EW.com's Hidden Gems of the Season 16 Finals await your expert appraisal....

'Til autumn, y'all! Thank you as always for reading!

XOXO,
Fringe Fairy

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