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REIGNING MEN A fully studded opening number from Our Pros left Carrie Ann abs-olutely satisfied

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THE TOP 7 ("SEH-VEHHHHHN!") MOMENTS OF THE SEASON 13, WEEK 2 RESULTS SHOW

7. "I gave birth to my kid on my own in my bathtub, so that just shows you how driven I am." -Ricki Lake. (Does it?)

6. Carson Kressley's visible zipper and possible open fly during his tour of the costume department

5. How much BBC America (Brooke)'s painted-on gown reminded me of mocha pudding with chocolate swirls

4. Derek announcing that 8 + 7 + 8 = 21

3. Ralph Macchio's rotting banana in the communal rehearsal studio fridge

2. Every time Val and Maks shared the screen during that opening number (Chmerkovision)

1. David Arquette while golfing off the roof: "If you hit a paparazzi, it's like hitting an eagle."

YOUR HIDDEN GEMS OF THE WEEK: FULL HEAP HERE!

'Til next week, DANCMSTRs! I birthed this recap in the bathtub, so you know how driven I was to publish it on time.

Ask me anything about THE BALLROOM (or whatever else) in the video player below. To see my answers to previous questions, click on the text links below the picture.

XOXO,
Fringe Fairy

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