American Idol recap: Tail of Tears

A judges' favorite heads home. But wait a minute...I thought that person was in it to win it! Was Randy lying?!
Ep. 35 | Aired May 12, 2011

STOOLS OF GOLD This time, Haley, Lauren, Scotty, and James did want to wedge their bottoms into those domes.


James Durbin may not have been vocally consistent as of late, but I don't think many American Idol fans expected season 10's only tailed creature to head home on last night's Final Four results show. I didn't. The PopWatchers didn't. Certainly J. Lo didn't, her glossy pink, puffer fish lips wiggling gently in stunned silence. And the Durbs himself definitely didn't fancy himself a loser. "God," said James in disbelief, "I did so much stuff that's never been done on this show before. In my eyes, in my mind, I did what I came here to do. Gave metal a chance."

Oh, man, what a night. Everyone was upset.

Well, almost everyone.

No matter what you thought of James' talent, the fact is it was fun/funny to see someone commit so fully to his blown-out-the-box performances. The Durbs always got so into it, even when he faltered, and I love him for that. As far as acting out the role of a karaoke-competition contestant in it to win it goes, James did very well. He really nailed that character.

I like my reality TV stars to be as desperate as possible — can you tell? Now we're left with the bold and beleaguered (Haley), the one-trick pony (Scotty), and the giggly scaredy-cat (Lauren). Not the most gumption-y of crowds. One of these beasts will need to ratchet up the emo to keep me on the edge of my seat AND IN IT TO WIN IT AS A VIEWER!


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